My Pretties Quotes

“She's way more of a quote unquote hero than I am.”
― Jeff Strand, My Pretties

“No! Why didn't you tell me any of this before I went after her? In what universe should I come home and find out that you went behind my back and invited our goddamn son to kill a woman with me? You're supposed to be the rational one in the household! Do you have any concept of how fucked up this conversation is? Any concept at all?”
― Jeff Strand, My Pretties

“She'd probably be more upset over the loss of her phone than being kidnapped.”
― Jeff Strand, My Pretties