Tabloid Quotes
Tabloid
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Tabloid Quotes
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“It was a demonic stink weasel.”
“What?” A confused look on his face.
“A skunk. It just popped out of the brush, turned its butt toward me and I screamed. I turned off the path and ran to get away from the horrible animal.”
His face got really tight and he looked at his hands. When his shoulders began to shake Talia got angry.
“You’re laughing at me? I ran all the way to the lake, fell down the embankment and went into the lake fully clothed hoping I didn’t get any of the skunk spray on me.”
He didn’t bother holding back his laughter anymore. His booming laughter scattered some birds in the nearby trees. Talia sat watching him laugh himself silly”
― Tabloid
“What?” A confused look on his face.
“A skunk. It just popped out of the brush, turned its butt toward me and I screamed. I turned off the path and ran to get away from the horrible animal.”
His face got really tight and he looked at his hands. When his shoulders began to shake Talia got angry.
“You’re laughing at me? I ran all the way to the lake, fell down the embankment and went into the lake fully clothed hoping I didn’t get any of the skunk spray on me.”
He didn’t bother holding back his laughter anymore. His booming laughter scattered some birds in the nearby trees. Talia sat watching him laugh himself silly”
― Tabloid