Adventures of an Indian Techie Quotes

“India is the only country wherein the total number of engineers exceeds the number of vehicles on the road.”
― Nipun Varma, Adventures of an Indian Techie

“Geeks are like male lions, they don't like the presence of another one in the vicinity.”
― Nipun Varma, Adventures of an Indian Techie

“World's biggest bluff acts happen inside boardrooms”
― Nipun Varma, Adventures of an Indian Techie

“Solutioning is the art of understanding the current problem faced by the customer and giving them a product that will create bigger problems for them so that they ignore the previous one- the Tiger balm technology. Once you apply it, it starts burning and then you forget the headache that you had”
― Nipun Varma, Adventures of an Indian Techie

“Proof of concept or POC is the art of winning a ship-building contract by showing the working model of a paper boat”
― Nipun Varma, Adventures of an Indian Techie

“Business analyst is the one who is adept in confusing the customer, developer and testers simultaneously”
― Nipun Varma, Adventures of an Indian Techie

“Developers and testers usually maintain a very healthy India-Pakistan like camaraderie”
― Nipun Varma, Adventures of an Indian Techie

“Developer is the one who creates bugs/defects mostly and working code rarely”
― Nipun Varma, Adventures of an Indian Techie

“Working lunch is the art of gorging in five star delicacies all the while spitting out fancy business jargons”
― Nipun Varma, Adventures of an Indian Techie

“In boardrooms, bald is beautiful”
― Nipun Varma, Adventures of an Indian Techie

“Managers have a knack of making things messier than they are”
― Nipun Varma, Adventures of an Indian Techie

“Rule # 1: Your boss is always right
Rule # 2: Whenever you feel otherwise, refer to rule # 1”
― Nipun Varma, Adventures of an Indian Techie