Turtle in Paradise Quotes

“Everyone things children are sweet as Necco Wafers, but I've lived long enough to know the truth: kids are rotten. The only difference between grown-ups and kids is that grown-ups go to jail for murder. Kids get away with it.”
― Jennifer L. Holm, Turtle in Paradise

“What is it with folks always talking about where they’re from? You could grow up in a muddy ditch, but if it’s your muddy ditch, then it’s gotta be the swellest muddy ditch ever.”
― Jennifer L. Holm, Turtle in Paradise

“-I thought u said u could swim like a fish
-A dead one!”
― Jennifer L. Holm, Turtle in Paradise

“flopping”
― Jennifer L. Holm, Turtle in Paradise