Perfectly Adequate Quotes

“I look away and shrug. “I don’t mind being me. No one else can do it better.”
― Jewel E. Ann, Perfectly Adequate

“Relationships are fluid and ever-changing. People are fluid and ever-changing. Honor who you are, not who you aren’t. Let people come and go from your life without feeling the need to catch them and keep them. Stop looking at the wrong reflections. Your happiness is a reflection of you and only you.”
― Jewel E. Ann, Perfectly Adequate

“Perfect.” He grins, completely removing my shorts and sending them to collect on the floor with the rest of my clothes.
“What?” I ask as he rakes his gaze over my body without moving another muscle.
“You’re beautiful, Dorothy. And I just want to look at you. Just for a few seconds, I want to commit this to memory.”
― Jewel E. Ann, Perfectly Adequate

“Your emus have over five hundred thousand followers? Is that for real?” “Real.” I shrug. “What can I say? People like animals better than humans. I know I do.”
― Jewel E. Ann, Perfectly Adequate

“Have you not closed all of your rings?” She holds up her wrist, signaling to her watch. I chuckle. “All rings were closed hours ago.” “We could track each other. Share our rings. Did you know that?”
― Jewel E. Ann, Perfectly Adequate

“Break apart lifetime into two words -- Life. Time. You spent a time in your life with Julie. Let it be a lifetime. Then move on and give someone else a chance to be part of your time in this life..... If something is meaningful .. impactful .. then it can be a lifetime.”
― Jewel E. Ann, Perfectly Adequate

“I don’t mind being me. No one else can do it better.”
― Jewel E. Ann, Perfectly Adequate

“Well, maybe you should prepare to be kissed.”
“When? Where? By whom?”
He turns, pulling his key fob from his pocket as he struts toward his sleek, blue Tesla. “Soon. Could be anywhere. And I sure as hell hope it’s me. Goodnight, Dorothy.”
Oh the anxiety…”
― Jewel E. Ann, Perfectly Adequate

“Dr. Hathaway is head of the burn unit.I think I’ll have her take a quick look.”
“Your ex-wife?”
“She is. Why?”he says slowly.
“I realize she’s a doctor,but it has to be weird letting your ex-wife see your naked ass… butt… buttocks…gluteus.” I smile,my go-to when things get really awkward—which happens way too often.”
― Jewel E. Ann, Perfectly Adequate

“Do you know where my G-spot is at?” Her eyes open as she gives me a pointed look.
I nod, keeping my tongue moving.
“Then find it.”
Mayhem synonyms: chaos, havoc, madness, trouble, disorder, pandemonium.
Yep. All of those fit Dorothy.
I slide two fingers inside her—nothing like being put on the spot, or having to find it. A real-life oral pop quiz.”
― Jewel E. Ann, Perfectly Adequate

“You’re probably right. The last thing you need after the chaos of Boss Bitch leaving you is a viral rumor about you snacking on Dorothy Mayhem—patient transporter—in the back of a car parked outside of a restaurant.” Kill me now. Snacking on Dorothy Mayhem?”
― Jewel E. Ann, Perfectly Adequate