Bad Monkeys Quotes

“Loosely translated Der schlechte Affe hasst seinen eigenen Geruch means that people are most deeply offended by moral failings that mirror their own.”
― Matt Ruff, Bad Monkeys

“...people are most deeply offended by moral failings that mirror their own.”
― Matt Ruff, Bad Monkeys

“Omnes mundum facimus.”
― Matt Ruff, Bad Monkeys

“Well, it all started when I figured out that the janitor at my high school was the Angel of Death…”
― Matt Ruff, Bad Monkeys

“Hi," I said. "I'm the last of the Brontë sisters.”
― Matt Ruff, Bad Monkeys

“Are you the government?"
He seemed surprised by the question. "Does the government fight evil?"
I thought about it. For some reason, the first thing that came to mind wasn't the FBI or the justice system, but my last trip to the DMV. "Well," I said, "it can."
"Lots of things can fight evil," True replied. "Cinderblocks, for example--if a Cinderblock had fallen in Josef Stalin's crib, the twentieth century might have been a bit more pleasant.(...)”
― Matt Ruff, Bad Monkeys

“Tja, angefangen hat das alles, als ich eines Tages darauf gekommen bin, dass der Hausmeister meiner Highschool der Würgengel war …”
― Matt Ruff, Bad Monkeys

“my attention was drawn instantly to the girl with the biggest boobs. Her eyes were glowing.”
― Matt Ruff, Bad Monkeys