Darkwood Quotes

“It may be an all-seeing Mirror and former king, but that doesn't mean that it's got people skills.”
― Gabby Hutchinson Crouch, Darkwood

“People think any clever girl could be a witch. It happens to all of us.”
― Gabby Hutchinson Crouch, Darkwood

“Just put it on, you egotistical horn with a pony attached to it.”
― Gabby Hutchinson Crouch, Darkwood

“Think,’ her brain screams at her. ‘Think!’ Unfortunately, it thinks ‘THINK!’ at her so insistently that it doesn’t take a moment to realise that it, in fact, is the part of Gretel that is responsible for actually thinking of something.”
― Gabby Hutchinson Crouch, Darkwood

“That'll all be down to Snow's princessly training, Gretel supposes. Is one generally taught to handle a blade with utmost stealth and precision at princess school?”
― Gabby Hutchinson Crouch, Darkwood

“Wait, hang on,' says Trevor. 'How do you know they're on their way to the village? You're not even a witch.' He ponders this for a moment. 'It's not going to turn out that you are secretly a witch after turning out to secretly not being a witch after the Huntsmen thought it turned out you were secretly a with, is it?'
'No.'
'Oh. That's a shame. That would have been quite the plot twist.”
― Gabby Hutchinson Crouch, Darkwood