Jon's Downright Ridiculous Shooting Case Quotes

“but if forced to think about it, I was probably borderline demi-sexual. I found people visually appealing all the time, but my libido felt absolutely no motivation to pipe up.”
― A.J. Sherwood, Jon's Downright Ridiculous Shooting Case

“lips curling up in a smile reminiscent of racks and thumb screws. Dragons about to ravage a village smiled like that.”
― A.J. Sherwood, Jon's Downright Ridiculous Shooting Case

“I craved being around him and the thought of him being with someone else unsettled me. He’d fallen for his crush far too quickly. Given more time, I might have worked past my insecurities and fears and made a play for him.”
― A.J. Sherwood, Jon's Downright Ridiculous Shooting Case

“The Mexiacan Standoff lasted for about two seconds --- which proved those two had the survival instincts of suicidal fruit flies”
― A.J. Sherwood, Jon's Downright Ridiculous Shooting Case