Fangs For Nothing Quotes

“Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people, William,”
― Laura Greenwood, Fangs For Nothing

“In unison, the two men downed their scalding cup of tea without ever breaking eye contact with each other. If I didn't know any better, I'd say they were into each other. But of course, that was not what this was. As soon as they emptied their cup, the pair gasped for air to soothe their burning tongues. "Sorry, I dropped something," Derek lied, purely as an excuse to dive under his chair and fan his mouth with his hands. William used his embroidered handkerchief to waft fresh air on his face, looking equally as red as the other man. Bloody British vampires.”
― Laura Greenwood, Fangs For Nothing

“It was amazing what some vampires would believe anything if you promised them what they wanted.”
― Laura Greenwood, Fangs For Nothing

“Patiently, I let the rotary dial of my old-fashioned spin to combine the phone number that my “fiancé” had had for the last century.”
― Laura Greenwood, Fangs For Nothing

“I hoped that was because someone more honest with him than I could bring myself to be told him they were rubbish.”
― Laura Greenwood, Fangs For Nothing

“The dial tone sounded, freeing me from his questions for at least another week or so. It was difficult to tell when he’d call. After the first year, I’d worked out his pattern and stopped answering. A year later, he’d figured out that’s what I was doing and varied his calls.”
― Laura Greenwood, Fangs For Nothing