Everything Is Going to Kill Everybody Quotes

“As human beings we are all keenly aware of our own mortality, but although we know we all have to die eventually, there is some small amount of comfort in knowing that maybe it’s something we could all do together, as a team. There is, after all, no “I” in “apocalypse.”
― Robert Brockway, Everything Is Going to Kill Everybody: The Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants You Dead

“Things Canadians Are Good At • Politeness • Hockey • Syrup Things Canadians Are Bad At • Basketball • “Yo momma” jokes • Starting wars Things Canadians Are Questionable At • Wrangling tornadoes”
― Robert Brockway, Everything Is Going to Kill Everybody: The Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants You Dead

“what may start with a harmless frog leaping just an inch higher could well end up with a sky eternally darkened by sinister patrols of helicopter sharks.”
― Robert Brockway, Everything Is Going to Kill Everybody: The Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants You Dead

“A roster,for example, is a lovely machine - who doesn't love its warm, crispy ejaculations?”
― Robert Brockway, Everything Is Going to Kill Everybody: The Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants You Dead