The Ornament Quotes

“By the way, don’t you think shoving a light bulb up baby Jesus’ butt and plugging it in is just a little sacrilegious?”
― Dana Marie Bell, The Ornament: Max and Emma

“Becks?”
“Yes?”
“Santa smoked a reefer and decorated my house.”
“What? Hold on, I’ll be there in a few minutes.”
― Dana Marie Bell, The Ornament: Max and Emma