My Double Life Quotes

“...and her dreams that didn't happen, that couldn't have happened because she'd pinned them on somebody too broken and unattainable to love her back.”
― Janette Rallison, My Double Life

“What was God thinking when he created a guy this handsome? He wasn't a gift to womankind, he was a torture device.”
― Janette Rallison, My Double Life

“I didn't bother to explain about the glitter in my hair. I figured they could think it was a family trait. We all glittered, just like the Cullens in Twilight.”
― Janette Rallison, My Double Life

“Peacocks have the bright feathers. Fish have the long tails. Women have the mall.”
― Janette Rallison, My Double Life

“It's not like most people read anymore. Well, not unless the book has a wizard school or a hot vampire. And, as a Kari Kngsley expert, I'm absolutely certain your life has neither of those things.”
― Janette Rallison, My Double Life

“The next level. As though dating were a computer game.”
― Janette Rallison, My Double Life

“If I'd believed that stuff was true, I would have missed out on loving you.”
― Janette Rallison, My Double Life

“So what were your favorite subjects in school?"

"School?" He leaned back in his chair as though he needed the extra space to think about it. "Probably math. It always made sense. Unlike English, economics, and girls."

"And exactly how do you plan on taking over the free world if you don't understand economics?"

"I'll hire advisers. I'll hire you, in fact."

"Okay. Let me know when your army of junior high zombies is ready.”
― Janette Rallison, My Double Life

“I wound my arms around his neck and kissed him back, trying to capture this moment, to clasp it, so I could always remember what it felt like to hold him this way.”
― Janette Rallison, My Double Life

“But if Grant doesn't like you for who you are, then he's not worth it.”
― Janette Rallison, My Double Life

“You know, you’ve set a really bad precedent for first dates,” I said. “How is anyone ever going to top this?”

I turned to him for the first time. He was watching me, not the scenery. “I brought you here because I wanted to see the look on your face when you saw this place.” He smiled, and my heart flipped over. “It was worth the trip.”
― Janette Rallison, My Double Life

“I wondered if a mall Santa had ever been dragged away in handcuffs and charged for fraud, but I didn't ask.”
― Janette Rallison, My Double Life

“You can’t rush your muse. They don’t punch time clocks.”
― Janette Rallison, My Double Life

“Alexia, do you want to come down here?”
― Janette Rallison, My Double Life

“There was Hayley Powers in the first grade. I asked her to marry me and she stuck her tongue out. Put me right off proposing.”
― Janette Rallison, My Double Life

“side lunges in”
― Janette Rallison, My Double Life

“I'm pretty sure my mom would have remembered giving birth to twins and then losing one somewhere along the way. When”
― Janette Rallison, My Double Life