Fing Quotes

“morning, they were forced to lift her up and carry her there. Myrtle refused to walk even though it”
― David Walliams, Fing

“Like most people, Mr Meek thought of himself as someone who was good with animals, even though he’d once been bitten on the bottom by a horse. A pantomime horse. Thinking he could tame this creature, he tiptoed forward and crouched down. Striking another match… STRIKE!”
― David Walliams, Fing

“grunt!” The grunt was so loud the whole house rumbled.”
― David Walliams, Fing

“The television exploded. KABOOM! “WAH!” screamed the girl. “NOW I CAN’T WATCH MY CARTOON!” As her parents dashed into the living room, a singed FING plopped out of the television. DUNK! Electricity fizzled all over its fur. “GET THAT FING OUT OF HERE!” ordered Myrtle. To add emphasis to her rage, the girl stamped her feet. * With the creature stunned, Mr and Mrs Meek seized their chance. “NOW!” ordered Mother. The pair pounced on it. They rolled FING into the garden. With all their might, they squished it through the shed door, and locked it.”
― David Walliams, Fing