Uncanny Collateral Quotes

“Money was tight, but time was even tighter.”
― Brian McClellan, Uncanny Collateral

“Once―just once―I wished these assholes could do things the easy way. But then again, my job wasn't to collect the easy debts.”
― Brian McClellan, Uncanny Collateral

“A good business relationship is the best kind of business relationship.”
― Brian McClellan, Uncanny Collateral

“Last year, we spent thirteen hours playing Frisbee golf, ate a steak dinner, and then I wing-manned for her at the bars so she could get laid.”
― Brian McClellan, Uncanny Collateral

“Where are the rest?” “A thank-you would be nice,” I replied. “Thank you,” he said flatly. “Where are the rest?”
― Brian McClellan, Uncanny Collateral

“Most OtherOps agents will do anything to fuck with reapers. They resent us because we’re better-paid independent contractors who can get away with murder. We resent them because they have better work hours, government job security, and can get away with murder.”
― Brian McClellan, Uncanny Collateral

“You sure this is going to work? Oh, not at all. It’s not like I’ve tried all this shit out before—I found it in a book. You’re really doing great things for my confidence.”
― Brian McClellan, Uncanny Collateral

“If she doesn’t wake up… You’ll be in deep shit? I was going to say that I’d feel terrible if I killed her with a soul mirror, but yeah, I’d also be in deep shit.”
― Brian McClellan, Uncanny Collateral

“Let’s start with names,” I said. “I’m Alek.” Reaching across the table, I snatched him by the hair and slammed his face into the tabletop.”
― Brian McClellan, Uncanny Collateral

“What kind of prick brings draugr out in broad daylight? Maggie demanded. Hold on; I’ll ask. I turned my attention to kid sitting across from me and fixed him with my best annoyed stare. “What kind of a prick brings two draugr out in broad daylight?” I asked.”
― Brian McClellan, Uncanny Collateral