Hat Trick Quotes

“All the love in the air is making me choke. I can deep throat like a champ”
― Eden Finley, Hat Trick

“We weren’t allowed to be together, and some would say that’s some romantic Romeo and Julien bullshit, but everyone seems to forget how that story ends when they claim it to be so fucking romantic.”
― Eden Finley, Hat Trick

“Clubbing. Obviously." I lift my finger and start rattling off ways while counting. "Using the stick to choke him is another. Snapping it in half and stabbing him. Do you want me to get started on my skates? Those fuckers are sharp.”
― Eden Finley, Hat Trick

“Yeah, well, anyone with eyes would be able to tell that I'm in love with you now, you... you... I'll use language your Canadian ass will understand, you big dumb horse?”
― Eden Finley, Hat Trick

“Harley whines. “Damn it. Why’d your boyfriend have to be nice?” “He’s Canadian. He can’t help it.” “Sorry.” Soren shrugs. “God, he’s apologizing even though I’m in your room all drunk-like and complaining. He really is Canadian.” His head kinda wobbles.”
― Eden Finley, Hat Trick

“You said I was perfect … Perfect for someone else.”
― Eden Finley, Hat Trick

“In a selfish world, voices get drowned out by everyone trying to out-woe each other.”
― Eden Finley, Hat Trick

“Age has nothing to do with maturity. Look at those two.” I point to Talon and Miller who are skating around competently, Miller behind Talon and holding his waist while Talon holds his arms out screaming, “I’m king of the world!” “Point taken.”
― Eden Finley, Hat Trick

“Well, isn’t that a jagged little pill. It would be karma in its finest form.”
― Eden Finley, Hat Trick

“Ollie leans in and mutters under his breath. “If you think you’re getting away with that boy band knowledge scot-free, you’re mistaken.” So close.”
― Eden Finley, Hat Trick