Werewolf Smackdown Quotes

“Somebody had written: MEN, which was crossed out and replaced with LIFE SUPPORT SYSTEM FOR A PENIS. Under that, the word WOMEN had also been crossed out and replaced with VAGINAL AMERICANS.”
― Mario Acevedo, Werewolf Smackdown

“The driver turned up a rap tune. Loud. With more bass than a barrage of howitzers. Something by 50 Cent. Or Two-Bits. Shiny Penny. What the hell did I know about rap music?”
― Mario Acevedo, Werewolf Smackdown

“My kundalini noir ached. I am an undead immortal bloodsucker. I have no heart. No soul. So where did this hurt come from?”
― Mario Acevedo, Werewolf Smackdown

“The place stank like someone had butchered a rotting cow in a Porta Potti. The”
― Mario Acevedo, Werewolf Smackdown