Hissy Fit Quotes

“Do you ever feel like your body’s check engine light is on and you’re still driving it like ‘nah, it’ll be okay?”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Hissy Fit

“There would always be a little bit bad with the good, but you couldn’t have flowers without first dealing with the rain.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Hissy Fit

“I love you, Raleigh,” I told her. “I love you like a quarterback loves the feel of the laces between his fingers. Like a baseball player loves the feel of an old, worn glove that he’s put thousands of hours into. Like the goddamn sun and the moon. You’re it for me. You’ll be my wife one day. You’ll have my kids. You’ll grow old with me and drink sweet tea on our front porch with me. You’ll be mine, and we’ll die within a week of each other because neither one of us will be able to stand to be here without the other.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Hissy Fit

“Honey, your virginity is staining my still hard dick right now. I have no doubt in my mind that you’re clean.”
― Lani Lynn Vale, Hissy Fit