We're Red, Weird, and Blue! What Can We Do? Quotes

“Booooooooo!” the guys and me started booing. “Wait a minute,” said Mr. Klutz. “The wining school will get prizes.” “Oooooh!” everybody ooooohed, because winning prizes is cool. And it would be great to beat those Dirk dorks again. “There will be four prizes,” Mr. Klutz told us. “The first prize is bragging rights, of course.” Bragging rights? Who cares? Grown-ups always say you can win bragging rights. But then when we actually brag about something, the grown-ups tell us that bragging isn’t nice and we should stop doing it. I’m not falling for that again. “Booooooooo!” “The second prize is a year’s supply of Porky’s Pork Sausages,” said Mr. Klutz. I like Porky’s Pork Sausages. But every time there’s a contest, they give away Porky’s Pork Sausages. I bet Mr. Klutz has a secret deal with Peter Porky, the guy who owns the Porky’s Pork Sausage company. “Booooooooo!” “I think you’ll like this,” said Mr. Klutz. “The third prize is . . . a trip to DizzyLand.” “Boo—” Wait. WHAT? Did he just say a trip to DizzyLand?”
― Dan Gutman, We're Red, Weird, and Blue! What Can We Do?

“​My Weird School Trivia Questions ​The”
― Dan Gutman, We're Red, Weird, and Blue! What Can We Do?

“Emily”
― Dan Gutman, We're Red, Weird, and Blue! What Can We Do?

“school? When we got to the all-porpoise”
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“thought”
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“DizzyLand?”
― Dan Gutman, We're Red, Weird, and Blue! What Can We Do?