Cold Storage Quotes

“The fucking deer just took the fucking elevator.”
― David Koepp, Cold Storage

“The dead deer had run away, and the half cat climbed a tree and exploded. It’s as simple as that, Officer.”
― David Koepp, Cold Storage

“You have to admit,” she said. “So far this is cool.” “So far, I have to admit this is cool.” “You really think so?” “No, I’m just repeating what you told me I had to say. See you in thirty feet.”
― David Koepp, Cold Storage

“...and that dumbass deer—sorry, that beautiful creature of God—that thing’s character was drawn within the limitations of a non-sentient brain. It stood there, unmoving, as the car closed the last fifty feet on it; it just hunched there, watching Death come hurtling at it, staring at the car like, well, like exactly what it was, there’s a goddamn good reason for that cliché, so maybe it was fitting that the first thing that hit the deer was the headlight.”
― David Koepp, Cold Storage

“SO2 is one of the most effective antimicrobials on the planet and is highly antagonistic to growth. In its gaseous form, SO2 can be lethal to any air-breathing creature and is in fact the leading cause of death in a volcanic eruption.”
― David Koepp, Cold Storage

“You're going to want to, but you just can't blame the accident on the Bartles & Jaymes. That wouldn't be fair. Yes, Mooney's blood alcohol was flirting with .15 and his reaction time was down, but 250 pounds of aggressively stupid animal that springs out of nowhere and stands frozen on the center stripe of a dark highway, right in the middle of an unlit curve, I mean, that asshole has to be factored into the equation too.”
― David Koepp, Cold Storage