Hosed Quotes

“What does that mean?” I ask. “The bee’s knees.” “Fantastic. Excellent. The very best.” I pause with my hand on the screen door. She looks up to find me staring and I smile. “I think you’re the bee’s knees, Cassandra Sunderwell.”
― Pippa Grant, Hosed

“Your heart is not poop. Your life is not poop! Steve is poop. You are unicorn hair plaited in a beautiful braid, sprinkled with sugar and sunshine.”
― Pippa Grant, Hosed

“Falling in love was the easy part. Fighting for love is harder than I ever imagined it could be.”
― Pippa Grant, Hosed

“I don’t think dildos have life goals, but I see your point.”
― Pippa Grant, Hosed

“You’ve got a big heart. And that’s why Steve’s betrayal is tearing you apart right now. But big hearts don’t just hurt big. They also heal big. Even bigger and better than they were before.”
― Pippa Grant, Hosed