This Book Is Not Good for You Quotes

“You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children.
All those sweet-looking kids who sell boxes of candy bars on the street to help pay for schooling - how do we know what's in those bars? And don't even get me stated on that nefarious institution designed to lure unsuspecting customers into buying mysterious frosted goodies: the bake sale.
Adults, be warned: if a child wanted to poison you it would be a piece of cake! Literally a piece of cake.”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Book Is Not Good for You

“Death is like an old dog. He always knows when you are at his door.”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Book Is Not Good for You

“If I do find out the Secret,I won't be able to tell it to you-you know that right?And that doesn't mean I don't trust you.It's just because I can't.Sometimes even best friends have to keep secrets from each other."

-Cass”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Book Is Not Good for You

“Q: What is dark chocolate?" "A: Heaven on Earth”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Book Is Not Good for You

“crushes”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Book Is Not Good for You

“Wait, but I never lied to anybody!" said Max-Ernest.
"I'm sure you'll get your chance, you," said Yo-Yoji.”
― Pseudonymous Bosch, This Book Is Not Good for You