Private Dicks Quotes

“You're gay," wash stated.

Rhodes nodded, a short jerk of his head, dropping his gaze to his beer.

"As in, you-like-men gay."

Still eying his beer, Rhodes gave an affirmative shrug.

"As in, you like-to-fuck-men gay."

"Yes!”
― Katie Allen, Private Dicks

“Every time I jerked off over the past few days, I thought about you. Forget the chicks—I’m going with the dicks. Well,” he made a face, “one dick, I mean. My own private dick. Start off slow, you know, and then build up to the orgies.”

Rhodes brought his lips down onto Wash’s smiling mouth. “My dick,” Rhodes growled against the curve of Wash’s lips. “And my dick only. Remember that.”
― Katie Allen, Private Dicks

“Come on, buddy--she's pretty cute. After another beer, she'll go up to really cute.”
― Katie Allen, Private Dicks