The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 2 Quotes

“I pity you all... Most of you will die---scratch that---ALL of you.”
― Gerard Way, The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 2: Dallas

“I am in the jungle and I am too fast for you. You have teeth and stripes and things that tear. But I am much too fast… You want my flesh, but you don’t know where the jungle is… Only I know where the jungle is… Only I know…
I am a gazelle.
I am a gazelle and the jungle is my home.”
― Gerard Way, The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 2: Dallas

“Curiously I was unmoved by my work. Unaffected by the act of murder, I had become entirely numb. I couldn't understand how such detachment was possible-- but I did some digging.

What I discovered would have horrified me... if I was capable of being horrified. My augmentation had included the binding of my DNA to some of history's most notorious assassins.

Are you not getting this? I'll say it in plain English--- I am the perfect killer in every sense of the word--- ---because--- ---I--- ---am--- ---every--- killer.

I'm the act of change possessed in a revolver. I am revolution packed into a suitcase bomb.

I am ever Mark David Chapman and every Charlotte Corday. I am Luigi Lucheni slow-dancing with Balthasar to the tune of semi-automatics, while Gavrilo Princip masturbates in the corner with bath-tub napalm. I am all of them and so much more... because I am going to live forever." Number Five”
― Gerard Way, The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 2: Dallas

“And what's with the shirt? You think you're in Fiji?"

"It's like being on vactaion. all of the time.”
― Gerard Way, The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 2: Dallas

“It's always a longer walk to the men's room, buckaroo.”
― Gerard Way, The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 2: Dallas

“Are you not getting this? I'll say it in plain English: I am the perfect killer in every sense of the word BECAUSE I AM EVERY KILLER. I am the act of change possessed in a revolver. I am revolution packed into a suitcase bomb. I am every Mark David Chapman and every Charlotte Corday. I am every Luigi Lucheni slow-dancing with Balthasar to the tune of semi-automatics, while Gavrilo Princip masturbates in the corner with bathtub napalm. I am all of them and so much more... because I am going to live forever..."
- Five”
― Gerard Way, Umbrella Academy volume 2: Dallas

“I am a gazelle and the jungle is my home!”
― Gerard Way, The Umbrella Academy, Vol. 2: Dallas