Swamp Spook Quotes

“Because she chose to get married,” Ida Belle said. “That’s always suspicious as far as I’m concerned.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Spook

“Oh well, he had that whole sex-tape scandal thing with his secretary and those chickens, so his opinion on most anything doesn’t matter anymore.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Spook

“I’m not sure even Nostradamus could have seen that one coming.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Spook

“I get it. I guess. If you like having a bunch of old creaky stuff around.” “I’ve had Gertie around for years,” Ida Belle said.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Spook

“He grinned. “You’re kinda cool. I mean, in a totally would-get-a-dude-into-trouble sort of way.” “That’s my motto.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Spook

“No tripping, no falling, no beheading anyone, and most importantly, no exposed body parts that shouldn’t be exposed.” “He’s really cramping my style,” Gertie said.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Spook

“You might not be the devil, but you can certainly raise hell.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Spook

“for some people, laziness could beat out common sense any day.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Spook

“the universe keeps things balanced by placing those with the abilities to right wrongs in the path of evil. And no matter where you’re standing, that path is going to run right through you.”
― Jana Deleon, Swamp Spook