Wild Ride Quotes

“He loved her all he could; but he couldn't love her very much.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Wild Ride

“Tomorrow we go back to normal?"
"Sure," Mab said. "It'll be like none of this happened. Except I'll still be pregnant, and you'll still be making dragons, and Glenda will still be pretending that Dreamland is Cancun, and Weaver will still own the only green velvet demon in captivity. Other than that, perfectly normal."
"I just meant no demons trying to kill us," Cindy said. "My baseline for normal is a lot lower than yours.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Wild Ride

“Be sober, be vigilant because your adversary the Devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Wild Ride

“After you die, you're going to hell for being a dishonest bastard, and you'll burn for eternity."

The guy snatched his hand back. "I don't believe in Hell."

"Most people don't until they get there." Mab smiled at him. "Of course, if you stop lying and cheating, you can probably redeem yourself. If not, have them put marshmallows in your coffin. There's a bight side to everything, I always say.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Wild Ride

“They stared at each other for a moment, perplexed by their newfound siblinghood. 'So we're the Luke and Leia of hell,' Mab said.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Wild Ride

“Everything outside of here is vulnerable, but this tower, this room, is where we can make a stand if we have to. This is our Alamo."
"Everybody died at the Alamo. What's the midway, the Little Big Horn?" Ethan looked at her, exasperated. She shrugged. "I'm just saying that ifyou want to rally the troops, avoid the A word.”
― Jennifer Crusie, Wild Ride