45 and Holding Quotes

“I’m at that age where everyone younger than me looks fifteen. It’s like there’s no sliding scale. One day you’re young. The next, you’re debating the pain relievers all because you sat down wrong.”
― Jacki James, 45 and Holding

“How can I cash in all my experience points and get something useful? Like an energy drink or a bottle of Here’s What You Can Do with Your Life?”
― Jacki James, 45 and Holding