Sin & Chocolate Quotes

“Did you fall off the logic truck and hit your head on stupid?”
― K.F. Breene, Sin & Chocolate

“Mother-trucker biscuit fucker,” I said, a saying my mother had always used when I was in the room and she was trying not to swear. By the last word, she’d apparently given up.”
― K.F. Breene, Sin & Chocolate

“Women don’t say no to me, Alexis,” he said, his tone smooth and decadent, like rich chocolate. “They say please.”
― K.F. Breene, Sin & Chocolate

“She sacrifices for us,” Mordecai said with a note of pride in his voice. Also sadness. “She sits here, with her rickety setup, and lets the masses belittle her. For us. She takes odd jobs that are way below her intelligence level. She begs, takes handouts, and doesn’t have any use for pride, all because she wants to give us the chance at a future. So while you sit there on your high horse, inspecting her choices like she’s some colorful yet insignificant bug, she’s busting her ass to give us a chance. She’s forfeiting her own life so that we get to have one. You won’t ever find a truer, bigger-hearted person in the world. So you should pack up your enormous ego and go find someone else to mildly threaten with your presence and your interest. We have enough problems around here.”
― K.F. Breene, Sin & Chocolate

“How many times do I have to tell you, Frank? Get off my lawn!”
― K.F. Breene, Sin & Chocolate

“The crystal ball was nowhere to be found, and most likely it had rolled to freedom.”
― K.F. Breene, Sin & Chocolate

“Stalking is not sexy, Alexis, no matter how hot you think the stalker is. It denotes an unbalanced, possessive personality, the kind of person who will manipulate the object of desire into isolation so that they’ll fall into dependency and subservience. The object loses themselves and becomes property, basically.”
― K.F. Breene, Sin & Chocolate

“If we don’t push through our fear, we will never learn what it means to achieve true success,”
― K.F. Breene, Sin & Chocolate

“Did you fall off the logic truck and hit your head on stupid?” Mordecai asked”
― K.F. Breene, Sin & Chocolate

“With a kiss like his, his prowess in bed would surely blow my mind. He’d be like rich, decadent chocolate. One taste, and he’d ruin me for anything lesser.”
― K.F. Breene, Sin & Chocolate

“You keep the blanket,” he said. Heat sparked in his eyes. “I’d rather get you into mine.”
― K.F. Breene, Sin & Chocolate

“What a royal dickface fucker. I hope I get the chance to kick him right in that huge dong of his.”
― K.F. Breene, Sin & Chocolate

“giving me the once-over, looking for signs”
― K.F. Breene, Sin & Chocolate

“A selkie is trapped by the land without her skin,” the woman said. “And in death, trapped in the world of the living.”
― K.F. Breene, Sin & Chocolate

“Magical and non-magical people alike were discomfited by the thought of the dead walking amongst the living.”
― K.F. Breene, Sin & Chocolate

“Of course he wants something. Gifts are down payments for sex.”
― K.F. Breene, Sin & Chocolate

“Cooperating the first time would’ve saved everyone a lot of time and effort,” he said. “Just think about all the things we would’ve missed out on had I done so. Our chemistry. Our witty banter.” I grinned at him. “Tell me true. You loved it.”
― K.F. Breene, Sin & Chocolate