Disaster Inc Quotes

“In Bunny’s opinion, good pubs weren’t built, they were carefully grown over time. No two were the same, and if they were, then they weren’t proper pubs to begin with.”
― Caimh McDonnell, Disaster Inc

“So recognise is spelled recognise and not recognize etc. The author recognises some North American readers may find this upsetting and while he is of course scared of them, he is considerably more scared of his Mammy, who taught him how to spell. Nevertheless, as an apology, here are a bunch of Zs for you to mentally stick in as and when you choose.”
― Caimh McDonnell, Disaster Inc

“How in the feck did you people ever become a superpower?”
“I’ve not studied a lot of history, but I’d guess a combination of can-do spirit and big weapons.”
Bunny licked a blob of mayonnaise from the corner of his mouth. “Well, bit of bad news for you then – the Chinese have both of them now, and a shitload of tea. Famous for it.”
― Caimh McDonnell, Disaster Inc

“But this was different. This was what you’d call “a mystery”, and mysteries had clues. Bunny fecking hated clues.”
― Caimh McDonnell, Disaster Inc

“As she did so, a bullet fizzed by her ear and an advert that implied the secret to a long and happy life was well-conditioned hair shattered.”
― Caimh McDonnell, Disaster Inc

“It's just business.”
“It’s just business,” repeated Bunny. “That’s the ‘I was just following orders’ of the twenty-first century.”
― Caimh McDonnell, Disaster Inc

“...so, yes, she was now galloping up the 23rd Street bus lane on horseback with a terrified man riding pillion and her underwear on show. She felt like a rather prudish Lady Godiva.”
― Caimh McDonnell, Disaster Inc

“You’re lucky, being in your twenties. Your hangovers are like an alarm clock – first thing in the morning, a short, sharp shock, then you’re up and on with your day. At my age, it’s like a series of painful packages being delivered in the post. You can never be sure when the next one’s coming, and half the damage is done waiting for the bloody thing.”
― Caimh McDonnell, Disaster Inc

“Bunny here and his new buddy Diller are getting on like a house on fire – and drinking enough to put it out, might I add.”
― Caimh McDonnell, Disaster Inc

“It’s easier to be proud on a full stomach.”
― Caimh McDonnell, Disaster Inc

“shakubuku – a swift spiritual kick to the head that alters a person’s reality.”
― Caimh McDonnell, Disaster Inc

“Lola scanned the crowd. Behind her, Baxter was on the ground, while a stocky child seemed to be kicking him in the head. Lola did not have the time nor the inclination to care.”
― Caimh McDonnell, Disaster Inc

“There was a lot of blood on his opponent; unfortunately, none of it was his. Still, at least Bunny had ruined an expensive-looking suit.”
― Caimh McDonnell, Disaster Inc

“It was warm enough that an idiot could kill a dog by leaving it in the back seat of a car, although, it being Manhattan, if you could afford the parking, then you could certainly afford a dogsitter, the extra expense being justified by saving your soul from burning in hell for all eternity.”
― Caimh McDonnell, Disaster Inc

“Anyone tries to stop you, scream rape.”
― Caimh McDonnell, Disaster Inc

“Make dog look like Gene Simmons from Kiss.’ Are you kidding me?”
― Caimh McDonnell, Disaster Inc