The Simple Life Quotes

“Here’s to you. Here’s to me. Friends for life, we’ll always be. But if we find that we disagree, fuck you, here’s to me!”
― Tara Sivec, The Simple Life

“If you keep pouting like that, a bird is gonna come along and shit on your lip.”
― Tara Sivec, The Simple Life

“Unfortunately, being alone with Mia was like being alone with sixty-five rabid cats who just did a few lines of coke.”
― Tara Sivec, The Simple Life

“they were between the ages of sixty and eight-thousand months. Whatever. Math is stupid. I'm assuming Nosferatu is somewhere around that age, and since these are clearly his offspring, my math is probably right”
― Tara Sivec, The Simple Life