Sal and Gabi Fix the Universe Quotes

“Hey"--I shrugged--"If Aru Shah can have adventures in her pajamas, why can't I?”
― Carlos Hernandez, Sal and Gabi Fix the Universe

“I think my show was more beautiful. Like, it would have made for prettier pictures on Insta. But now, we're gonna have way better memes.”
― Carlos Hernandez, Sal and Gabi Fix the Universe

“And that got him to realize that, dressed only in his bathrobe, he was just one gust of wind away from being sued by our entire neighborhood for crimes against humanity. Even now his Poocha Loocha Libre boxers were disturbingly visible. I'd seen them before-they were a Father's Day present from me-but never on him. So now I needed to go eat my own eyeballs.”
― Carlos Hernandez, Sal and Gabi Fix the Universe

“Oh<" said American Stepmom, nodding fast, her flying squirrel hoodie nodding one second slower than her head. "Yes, yes, of course. But What if the X factor starts to dance the electric bugaloo with my sonic screwdriver and I get sent back to ancient Egypt?”
― Carlos Hernandez, Sal and Gabi Fix the Universe

“Hope is the thing you lose before you lose everything else.”
― Carlos Hernandez, Sal and Gabi Fix the Universe

“Why are pants so hard to remember?”
― Carlos Hernandez, Sal and Gabi Fix the Universe

“Sal come quick I'm about to fix the universe”
― Carlos Hernandez, Sal and Gabi Fix the Universe

“YOUR PERSONALITY IS YOUR PAST, NOT YOUR FUTURE”—CARLOS HERNANDEZ.”
― Carlos Hernandez, Sal and Gabi Fix the Universe

“Why, in just one day, it has already figured out the purpose of life.”
― Carlos Hernandez, Sal and Gabi Fix the Universe

“I swear to pants, Coach Lynott must have been cursed by a bruja to always make the wrong choice in any given situation.”
― Carlos Hernandez, Sal and Gabi Fix the Universe

“Sal come quick I'm about to fix the universe

That's the text message that woke me up at still-dark o'clock in the morning.”
― Carlos Hernandez, Sal and Gabi Fix the Universe