There's a Giant Trapdoor Spider Under Your Bed Quotes

“There was no sign of predators. Exactly as the presence of predators would indicate.”
― Edgar Cantero, There's a Giant Trapdoor Spider Under Your Bed

“And that’s the last thing you see, for hours of agony, hours of a nightmare you can’t wake from, while the alien mouth vomits digestive enzymes into your bleeding wounds before it can start sucking on your liquefied organs.”
― Edgar Cantero, There's a Giant Trapdoor Spider Under Your Bed

“True fans should be able to tell each Harry Potter book apart by thickness only.”
― Edgar Cantero, There's a Giant Trapdoor Spider Under Your Bed

“And if I were in my dress, it doesn’t have pockets either, so once again, thank you, patriarchy.”
― Edgar Cantero, There's a Giant Trapdoor Spider Under Your Bed

“If I were a trapdoor spider, I would be like, ‘Oh, shit—was that a cricket outside just now? Damn, and I was thinking of sexy scenarios with Tom Hiddleston.”
― Edgar Cantero, There's a Giant Trapdoor Spider Under Your Bed

“So it’s not just your regular Slytherin evil shit—it’s woke Slytherin evil shit.”
― Edgar Cantero, There's a Giant Trapdoor Spider Under Your Bed