The Princess, the Prick & the Priest Quotes

“Mon Dieu. You’re like an octopus tonight. All hands. Everywhere.”
― Ella Frank, The Princess, the Prick & the Priest

“Make him stop looking at us like that.”
“And how do you propose I do that?” Julien asked.”
― Ella Frank, The Princess, the Prick & the Priest

“And you think I’m the cock tease in this threesome,” Priest said. “I think you just stole the title, sweetheart.”
― Ella Frank, The Princess, the Prick & the Priest

“The man who had burst into their life with his radiant smile and sunny disposition was about to hand over those who made him that way, for them to love as well. That was a gift neither Julien nor Priest would ever be able to repay. But it was one they would deeply cherish and respect for the rest of their lives.”
― Ella Frank, The Princess, the Prick & the Priest

“But when Priest flashed him a grin, Robbie’s eyes widened and he whispered, “Don’t do that. You look like a wolf at Grandma’s house. Just…I don’t know, be normal.”
― Ella Frank, The Princess, the Prick & the Priest

“Hey, Mitchell?” Priest called out from the back door, and once Julien had his apron on, Logan turned to face Priest. “Don’t even think about flirting with my husband while I’m not here.”
― Ella Frank, The Princess, the Prick & the Priest

“Priest eyed Logan. “Because despite your tendency to be a pain in the ass, you’re one of the smartest people I know.” Logan stopped slicing and looked at Robbie and Julien. “Did he just give me a compliment?”
― Ella Frank, The Princess, the Prick & the Priest

“You are the brightest part of our lives,” Julien said. “And from the moment you walked into it, we knew you were meant to be ours.”
― Ella Frank, The Princess, the Prick & the Priest

“I was arrested, handcuffed, and brought out to the middle of the woods and handed over to a crazy man. So…”
― Ella Frank, The Princess, the Prick & the Priest

“Because it’s nice to be reminded that you’re like us from time to time.”
“As opposed to?”
“A hero,” Julien said. “My hero. Two times over now.”
― Ella Frank, The Princess, the Prick & the Priest

“Make sure Robbie knows that he’s just as important to the both of you as the piece of paper you share with Priest.”
― Ella Frank, The Princess, the Prick & the Priest

“Oh, hell no. Don’t even go there, Bianchi. You do not have daddy issues.”
― Ella Frank, The Princess, the Prick & the Priest

“Are you coming? I know you think this is going to be awkward, but it might be even more so if two strangers knock on your parents’ door and tell them that their son won’t get out of their car.”
― Ella Frank, The Princess, the Prick & the Priest

“Do you two have everything?” Julien asked, and before Robbie could reply, Priest did for him. “If I don’t, Robert has packed enough for all of us.” Robbie rolled his eyes. “And what did you pack? A toothbrush and a fresh pair of boxer briefs?”
― Ella Frank, The Princess, the Prick & the Priest

“Seems our princess has become quite the demanding queen tonight.”
― Ella Frank, The Princess, the Prick & the Priest

“A princess, a priest, and a very hard prick walk into a bedroom together… How would you want this story to end?”
― Ella Frank, The Princess, the Prick & the Priest

“Of course you remember that.”
“Of course I do,” Priest said. “There’s nothing forgettable about you.”
― Ella Frank, The Princess, the Prick & the Priest