The Curse of the Holy Pail Quotes

“It is not against the law to be a nincompoop. If so, I would have a rap sheet as long as my arm.”
― Sue Ann Jaffarian, The Curse of the Holy Pail

“Naw, girl. I mean nekkid.” Kelsey looked at both of us in mock disgust before explaining. “Naked is when you don’t have any clothes on. Nekkid is when you don’t have any clothes on and you’re up to no good.”
― Sue Ann Jaffarian, The Curse of the Holy Pail