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Vampire Haiku by Ryan Mecum
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“If this were real life,
Ed would have looked at her neck-
bite, dead, burp, credits.”
― Ryan Mecum, Vampire Haiku

tags: edward-cullen, haiku, twilight, vampires

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“Those were not vampires.
If sunlight makes you sparkle,
you're a unicorn.”
― Ryan Mecum, Vampire Haiku

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“Upside-down death spikes/ like sitting on loaded guns/ a chair with wooden legs.”
― Ryan Mecum, Vampire Haiku

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“If my heart could beat
it would have skipped one or two
as red pierces through.”
― Ryan Mecum, Vampire Haiku

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“You are my sunshine...'/ (the scariest song ever)/ '...my only sunshine.”
― Ryan Mecum, Vampire Haiku

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“Drinking by myself/ from a lonely bartender/ missing Katherine.”
― Ryan Mecum, Vampire Haiku

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“Let's put it this way.
I fought for the South. We lost.
Lance Henriksen rules!”
― Ryan Mecum, Vampire Haiku

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