The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America Quotes

“The birds in this guide are organized according to the type of bird they are deep down inside.”
― Matt Kracht, The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America

“At some point a bunch of type As decided to make the watching of birds even more unenjoyable by declaring that the whole point of it was going to be who can see the most birds in the course of their overcompetitive lifetime.”
― Matt Kracht, The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America

“Pine Shitkin Common Name: Pine Siskin These shits are brown and very streaky with subtle yellow edgings on their wings and tails, just like old underwear.”
― Matt Kracht, The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America

“The behavior of a bird can tell you a lot about what kind of asshole you’re dealing with.”
― Matt Kracht, The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America