The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America Quotes

“The birds in this guide are organized according to the type of bird they are deep down inside.”
― Matt Kracht, The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America

“Pine Shitkin Common Name: Pine Siskin These shits are brown and very streaky with subtle yellow edgings on their wings and tails, just like old underwear.”
― Matt Kracht, The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America

“The behavior of a bird can tell you a lot about what kind of asshole you’re dealing with.”
― Matt Kracht, The Field Guide to Dumb Birds of North America