Star Wars Quotes

“I'm just saying --' He pointed the way that Han appeared to be favoring. '--this doesn't feel right'

'Yeah, well, we're on a Star Destroyer being chased by the living dead. NONE of this feels right”
― Joe Schreiber, Star Wars: Death Troopers

“You tested this, right?” “You’re actually the first.” Han’s eyes went huge. “What?”
― Joe Schreiber, Death Troopers

“There's no guardrail.”
― Joe Schreiber, Star Wars: Death Troopers

“Your husband had something he meant to pass on to you,” Zahara said. “I just wanted to make sure that you got it.” Reaching into her pocket, she handed the woman a single tattered sheet of flimsi.”
― Joe Schreiber, Death Troopers

“Hated them worse than he’d ever hated Sartoris or Aur Myss or anything in his life. Hated them with an intensity he’d never imagined himself capable of. It was as if all the molten fear he’d suffered up till now had hardened into glassy black peaks of pure rage.”
― Joe Schreiber, Death Troopers

“Until they found out how to activate the tractor beam.” “They can think?”
― Joe Schreiber, Death Troopers

“I’m scared,” he said. “Dad’s face—” “Listen to me,” Kale said. “That wasn’t Dad.” Trig stared at him. “That was something else. We know what Dad was like.”
― Joe Schreiber, Death Troopers

“Wait a second,” Han said. “What are those things?” She shook her head. “Life-forms.” “Thanks, Doc,” he said.”
― Joe Schreiber, Death Troopers

“Austin sniggered. “Barge full of stranded convicts, I’m sure we’re top priority for the Empire.”
― Joe Schreiber, Death Troopers

“Forget politics, his father had always said. Just give 'em something they need, or they'll eat you alive.”
― Joe Schreiber, Star Wars: Death Troopers

“The last of Zahhara's patients died that night. In the end it happened very quickly. About half of them had been human, the others different alien species, but it didn't make a difference. In the last moments some of the nonhumans had reverted to their native languages, some had clutched her hand and talked to her passionately- if brokenly, through uncontrollable coughing-as if she were some family member or loved one, and she'd listened and nodded even if she didn't understand a word of it.”
― Joe Schreiber, Star Wars: Death Troopers

“He had a headache, nothing new there, but this one was something special, a vise grip across his temporal lobes that made him feel like he’d been gassed with some kind of low-grade neurotoxin in his sleep. The greasy smear of breakfast down the back of his throat hadn’t helped.”
― Joe Schreiber, Death Troopers

“Negative.” One of the engineers, Greeley, shook his head. “Communications are five-by. Ditto the scanners. It all checks out.” He flicked his eyes upward. “It’s just a ghost ship, that’s all.”
― Joe Schreiber, Death Troopers

“Yet here I am, Zahara thought now, queen of her own miniature kingdom, after all, duchess of the empty bunks, and our lady of the perpetual stomachache. Involuntary lust-object of a hundred emotionally frustrated prison guards and deprived stormtroopers. Dispenser of medicine, charged with keeping the inmates of the Imperial Prison Barge Purge alive long enough to be permanently detained on some remote prison moon.”
― Joe Schreiber, Death Troopers

“I’m just saying—” He pointed the way that Han appeared to be favoring. “—this doesn’t feel right.” “Yeah, well, we’re on a Star Destroyer, being chased by the living dead. None of this feels right.”
― Joe Schreiber, Death Troopers