Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control! Quotes

“footnote:

"With all due respect" is grown-up talk for "I think you're stupid.”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!

“blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah he can’t go on much longer blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I think he’s almost finished blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I think I’m gonna die blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah . . .”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!

“Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah this is so boring blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah is he almost done blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!

“playground behind the school so we would learn how to make a grand entrance”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!

“Remember the time we had a sleepover in the natural history museum and a giant hissing cockroach crawled into Emily’s sleeping bag?”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!

“Are you”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!

“Your mom is weird,” I told Ryan.”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!

“Arlo!” Andrea shouted. “Why did you do that?” “Does there have to be a reason?” Suddenly Mr. Klutz came running into the class. He’s the principal of Ella Mentry School, and he has no hair at all. Most principals polish their shoes, but Mr. Klutz polishes his head.”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!

“Arlo!” Andrea shouted. “Why did you do that?”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!

“1”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!

“No!” said all the girls. “Are you excited about moving up to third grade?” Mrs. Dole asked. “Yes!” said all the girls. “No!” said all the boys. “I was thinking. Wouldn’t it be nice to give presents to Mrs. Daisy?” said Mrs. Dole. “She worked so hard for you all year. What would you like to give her?” “I’ll give her a skateboard,” I said. “That’s what you want, Arlo!” Andrea said, rolling her eyes. “Try to think of something Mrs. Daisy”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!

“fainted!”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!

“held”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!

“Dole told us it was time to march out to the playground.”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!

“movie”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!

“blah blah blah”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!

“Did you eat a lot of bonbons recently?” “No,” Mrs. Daisy said, “I gave almost all of them away.” “Then how did you get so fat?” I asked. “Because…” “Because we’re going to have a baby!” said Mr. Macky.”
― Dan Gutman, Mrs. Dole Is Out of Control!