Meeting Mungo Thunk Quotes

“As I suspected, it proves so bland I can taste the cutlery.”
― Keith A. Pearson, Meeting Mungo Thunk

“Lazy has always been an easy place to work but the pay isn’t great.”
― Keith A. Pearson, Meeting Mungo Thunk

“Mungo, apparently nonplussed by the event, sits down and sips at his straw.”
― Keith A. Pearson, Meeting Mungo Thunk

“During which month do people typically sleep the least?” “Um, I’m not sure. I suppose the summer months, when it’s hot at night, or maybe in December when there’s lots of parties and late nights.” He continues to stare up at me until, barely perceptible, the edge of his mouth curls upwards a mere fraction. “February,” he declares. “What?” “That hearing issue again. I said February.” “Why February?” “Because it has the least amount of nights so therefore people sleep less. The answer is obvious if you thoroughly analyse the question.”
― Keith A. Pearson, Meeting Mungo Thunk

“one day that child will fill your heart with joy, and the next day they’ll rip it out and stamp all over it. That’s the reality of parenthood”
― Keith A Pearson, Meeting Mungo Thunk