Two Weeks Notice Quotes

“I want you to sit on my face so I can eat your pussy until you come in my mouth, until the only thing you’re able to think about is how good my tongue feels when it’s sucking on your dripping wet clit. And the next time you get a break, you should invite me into your office so I can bend you over the desk and let your pussy feel just how hard my cock gets whenever I’m thinking about you.”
― Whitney G., Two Weeks Notice

“That’s exactly why I prefer to order my own food,” she said. “I’m very picky.”
― Whitney G., Two Weeks Notice

“You were my right hand, my confidant... my everything”
― Whitney G., Two Weeks Notice

“For two goddamn years, I’d worked alongside this woman and I never thought I would see the day when she had the audacity to turn in a two weeks’ notice. She was now my highest paid employee by far and her recent benefits were so over the top and beyond the scope of what any Fortune 500 CEO offered, that George made me submit to a quarterly psychiatric exam to make sure I knew “what the hell she was being offered access to.”
― Whitney G., Two Weeks Notice

“I considered Tara to be the closest thing I had to a real friend. My first real friend. And on a professional level, I honestly felt like she was more like a partner in my company than an executive assistant.”
― Whitney G., Two Weeks Notice

“We had sex in the bathroom, and then again in his car, and we’ve had sex in his office a few times since.” I paused. “Are you judging me?” “No, I’m grabbing the popcorn.” She laughed.”
― Whitney G., Two Weeks Notice

“Do you think I’m soulless?” “Depends. Is this conversation off the record?” “Yes.” “Well, with all due respect, Preston, I honestly think you’re an utter asshole.”
― Whitney G., Two Weeks Notice

“The only other way you can get out of this thing is if he fires you for lackluster work and poor performance.”
― Whitney G., Two Weeks Notice

“Is he allergic to anything?” “Every level of human decency.”
― Whitney G., Two Weeks Notice

“I hope your fucking is better than your ‘in-depth’ interview questions. If not, I would highly consider working on improving the former, as the latter is completely hopeless.”
― Whitney G., Two Weeks Notice