Caught on the Web Quotes

“Joanna swooned on hearing his voice and knew immediately that she would more than merely like him. Could be love at first type, she thought. It was a voice so luscious that only a hunk of a dreamboat could possess”
― Juliet Ayres, Caught on the Web

“Remember what he said about my picture: I’m lovely and it made him do double cartwheels. Remember also that he’s prone to hyperbole, so don’t take everything he says literally.”
― Juliet Ayres, Caught on the Web

“Conscious of the way spinach has a habit of flaunting itself between front teeth, she packed tooth picks in her new clutch bag.”
― Juliet Ayres, Caught on the Web

“Look at yourself for a change! You’ll be counting the grains of rice I buy next! Talk about tight – Scrooge has nothing on you!”
― Juliet Ayres, Caught on the Web

“Looking for my final love with someone who is ready to settle down. Of course dating is great initially, but I don’t wish to be dating indefinitely, so if you’re looking for an indefinite dating partner, please pass me by.”
― Juliet Ayres, Caught on the Web

“Can I get two coffees?’
Joanna cringed. That cashier ought to tell her straight that she may have two coffees, but she certainly can’t get them because customers aren’t allowed behind the counter!”
― Juliet Ayres, Caught on the Web

“At least the presence of Harry, her tabby cat, purring softly and weaving in and out of her legs was better than no company at all.”
― Juliet Ayres, Caught on the Web