Everybody Loves Kamau! Quotes

“Most knives that are in your kitchen just push their way through tomatoes like President Trump through a crowd of world leaders, both leaving a confused mess in their wake.”
― W. Kamau Bell, Everybody Loves Kamau!

“The laughter that came out of Melissa and Kelly was the kind of open-mouthed-with-your-head-lolled-backward-no-concern-for-volume-or-how-it-looks-from-the-outside laughter”
― W. Kamau Bell, Everybody Loves Kamau!

“My new knife allows me to hold it while it cuts through the tomato by itself. My new knife would probably be fine cutting the tomatoes while I finished making the kids pancakes.”
― W. Kamau Bell, Everybody Loves Kamau!