The Ex-Boyfriend's Handbook Quotes

“All a woman actually wants is to feel special.”
― Matt Dunn, The Ex-Boyfriend's Handbook

“When someone loves you, there's nothing they won't do for you. When they stop loving you, there's nothing they will.”
― Matt Dunn, The Ex-Boyfriend's Handbook

“Because that's what unfaithfulness is, isn't it? A cancer that's always there in the back of your mind, eating away at the foundations of the relationship.”
― Matt Dunn, The Ex-Boyfriend's Handbook

“Because that’s what unfaithfulness is, isn’t it? A cancer that’s always there in the back of your mind, eating away at the foundations of the relationship. It’s happened once, it could happen again, so you’re always looking for telltale signs or symptoms to show that it’s reappeared...”
― Matt Dunn, The Ex-Boyfriend's Handbook

“All I'm saying is, where relationships are concerned, don't confuse length with strength.”
― Matt Dunn, The Ex-Boyfriend's Handbook

“Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton.”
― Matt Dunn, The Ex-Boyfriend's Handbook

“Dan, rabbits who've been fed oysters laced with Viagra don't like sex as much as you do.”
― Matt Dunn, The Ex-Boyfriend's Handbook