Siren Misfit Quotes

“Then snap out of it. Who cares what those old hags think?” “They might be family.” “Family are those who love you and have your back. Everyone else is just target practice.”
― Eve Langlais, Siren Misfit

“I whirled and grabbed my saltwater basin by the couch—for evening foot dips while Netflix binging. I slid that sloshing bucket under his foot as he stomped in my direction. When he looked down at it incredulously and said, “What is that?” I dropped a lamp into it.”
― Eve Langlais, Siren Misfit

“I’m not a witch, you moron.” I was a siren. Most of the time. “Your song broke me.” I eyed him up and down. “Don’t look broken at all to me.” On the contrary, he appeared, hale, hearty, and much too delicious. “I am broken. This. It wouldn’t work.” He did a karate chop that stopped short of his groin.”
― Eve Langlais, Siren Misfit