Collision Course Quotes

“Y’look like someone told you they’d stopped making lube.”
― K.A. Mitchell, Collision Course

“Jesus, dude could suck the orange off a carrot. A big, long carrot.”
― K.A. Mitchell, Collision Course

“Princess?"
"You do get this kind of bossy, don't-fuck-with-my-tiara attitude when you're pissed.”
― K.A. Mitchell, Collision Course

“Staring at Joey's eyes blinking up from his pale face was a bit like inhaling a pound of rock candy while watching puppies play.”
― K.A. Mitchell, Collision Course

“Aaron held him and reached down to free a surprisingly big cock, measuring it with his hand. "Wow, where'd you get all this?"

"Stole it from my last boyfriend."

"Knew you were trouble.”
― K.A. Mitchell, Collision Course

“So what are you doing here?" Dylan asked in between forkfuls of eggs.
That was the first thing Dylan had said that bothered Joey. He didn't want Aaron thinking too much about it, either. Going for the kill, Joey said, "I suck your brother's cock and take it up my ass. Any more questions?"
"Gross. Fuck no. Jesus." Dylan grabbed his plate and went into the living room.
"If you spill anything clean it up," Aaron yelled after him.”
― K.A. Mitchell, Collision Course

“With a soft gasp from Aaron, the soundtrack started up in Joey’s brain again. Goldfrapp’s “Ooh La La” was perfect for blow jobs. If he sang along, his tongue did interesting things.”
― K.A. Mitchell, Collision Course

“Chase grabbed Joey’s neck and hauled him into a kiss.
Oh shit.
Not again.
It didn’t matter how many times it had been wrong, he still wanted to believe it. Wanted to believe it when he kissed a guy and everything inside said him. It had been wrong about Mark and Noah and Jorge and Tom and the whole list going right back to kissing Eduardo under the bleachers in tenth grade. Or maybe before. When he’d been three and told his mom he was going to marry his best friend Cody.”
― K.A. Mitchell, Collision Course

“Men are such idiots. I think I’ll be gay.” Aaron put his arm around her shoulder. “At least then you won’t get pregnant.”
― K.A. Mitchell, Collision Course