Blind Eye Quotes

“Blah, blah, blah, regret to inform you that DI Gray has tendered his resignation; blah, blah, blah; opportunity to reward performance; blah, blah, blah; suggestions by next Wednesday.

McPherson had scribbled, "BEATTIE?" in the margin in red biro.

Idiot.

Logan stuck the memo back in the drawer. Detective Sergeant Beattie couldn't arrest his own backside with three patrol cars and a search warrant.”
― Stuart MacBride, Blind Eye

“Finnie kicked a packet of washing powder. "Why am I surrounded by morons? Did I tick the wrong bloody box for room service? I wanted scrambled eggs on toast, but they delivered a family-sized bag of idiots!”
― Stuart MacBride, Blind Eye

“He said that all you British are the same – you never bother to learn anyone else’s language. You think you can still rule the world by shouting slowly at the natives.”
― Stuart MacBride, Blind Eye

“Aye, well, technically he’s no’ in custody yet. He’s just had an unfortunate toilet-related mishap.”
― Stuart MacBride, Blind Eye

“You stay here. Don’t move. If I think you’ve so much as farted while we’re gone I’m going to take your goolies off with a potato peeler. Understand?”
― Stuart MacBride, Blind Eye