Arrogant Devil Quotes

“It’s like looking out a single window and thinking you know what the whole world looks like.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“if there have to be consequences, make them all worth it.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“Love is supposed to make us fools.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“I swear he’s looking at me with desire. Yeah, he definitely is—it’s the same look Alfred gives his food bowl.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“Polite indifference. Sometimes, a smile says eff you even louder than words can.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“I escape from hell just to run right into the arms of the devil.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“Silence is a virtue. Get virtuous.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“When I asked you the other night if you wanted me and Edith to be your people, this was part of the deal. You can walk out of my life tomorrow. Quit working for me. Date Tucker. Go back to your husband, and I’ll still be your person if you need me. That’s how it works.” Well damn.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“He was holding my head under water, and I didn’t drown, didn’t break. I grew gills.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“That truck runs just fine when I drive it!”
“Yeah, the engine’s probably running from you like
everyone else around here!”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“What a fun way to die—of pure mortification, right in the middle of my sister’s newly remodeled kitchen.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“Is it ‘The British are coming’ or ‘The British are making me come’?”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“I bet I’m leaching pheromones like a farm animal in heat.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“It’s not like I was in a war; I shouldn’t have PTSD.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“Alfred, if I die, you can have all the money in my checking account.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“There’s a compliment in there somewhere, but I’d have to use a pickaxe to find it.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“As good Christian men, we can’t let you keep livin’ like that.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“no such thing as a stupid question, but does that mean you have to try so hard to think of one?”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“instead of giving me the benefit of the doubt, he’s done nothing but doubt my benefits.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“While he’s gone, Chris gives me detailed directions for how to get to the grocery store. “Take the third left after the Lutheran church, and then the next right after First Baptist, and, now, if you see St. Mary’s, you’ve gone too far.” By the time I hop up behind the wheel of an old Ford truck, I think I’ll just let Jesus take the wheel.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“Of course it’s freely given. When I asked you the other night if you wanted me and Edith to be your people, this was part of the deal. You can walk out of my life tomorrow. Quit working for me. Date Tucker. Go back to your husband, and I’ll still be your person if you need me. That’s how it works.” Well damn.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“Edith sips her wine casually. “Since now. You’re a good teacher and five bucks is nothing. I spend that much on a damn cup of coffee down at Starbusk.” “You mean Starbucks,” I correct. “’S what I said, Starbusk.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“I even find it all a little hilarious—I escape from hell just to run right into the arms of the devil.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“To get jealous, you have to actually value something. You have to be scared of someone else having what you want. You’re not scared of losing me.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“Most people are there to get shitfaced while feeling superior to poorer people with Bud Light.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“The execs were tough on him. All day he’d absorb their poison like a sponge, and at night, he’d wring it all out on me.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“There’s something about a man capable of such strength choosing tenderness instead.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“אני מנסה להקשיב למלאך שיושב על כתפי. הוא אמור להיות בסביבה... אה, הנה הוא, השד שעל כתפי הדניה בדיוק חונק אותו.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“We were in a church, so I was waiting to see if you’d spontaneously burst into flame. I didn’t want to miss it.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil

“I want a stiff drink—a big one, something bigger than a shot but smaller than a swimming pool.”
― R.S. Grey, Arrogant Devil