Bummer in the Summer! Quotes

“house. They like to make scary noises in the middle of the night to freak people out. I guess they have nothing better to do with their time. When I drop dead someday, I’m not going to bother people or scare them by making noises in the middle of the night. I’m just going to sit around playing video games. That would be a great life. I mean, death. When I was a little kid, I was sure there was a ghost living in my bedroom closet. I couldn’t sleep at night. So my parents took out the vacuum cleaner and sucked up the ghost. It was like Ghostbusters! But I never go into my closet anymore. And I’m never going to use the vacuum cleaner, because there’s”
― Dan Gutman, Bummer in the Summer!

“Nobody calls me a crybaby.”
― Dan Gutman, Bummer in the Summer!

“OBLUAWGN:”
― Dan Gutman, Bummer in the Summer!