Séances Are for Suckers Quotes

“It's the oldest trick in the book. Half of the families in this godforsaken county are known for serving deplorable meals and dampening the bedsheets. It's the only way to dissuade houseguests.”
― Tamara Berry, Séances Are for Suckers

“And I'm sure I'll remember where I put that key in the morning. With all the excitement these past few days, it's a wonder I remembered to put on a bra.”
― Tamara Berry, Séances Are for Suckers