Why Mummy Swears Quotes

“In the end, I suppose that's what a marriage comes down to: finding the one special person you want to annoy and be annoyed by for the rest of your life.”
― Gill Sims, Why Mummy Swears

“Wheeler Fucking Dealers”
― Gill Sims, Why Mummy Swears

“A pessimist will only ever either be proved right or pleasantly surprised – there is no disappointment lurking for pessimists the way there is for optimists.”
― Gill Sims, Why Mommy Swears

“now I am pursuing my career at my children’s expense, including letting them drop their lovely middle-class extra-curricular activities when they declare themselves bored with them, and even worse not signing them up for more, so now they will never be well-rounded people”
― Gill Sims, Why Mommy Swears

“The First Day Photo, as every parent knows, involves finding the corner of your house that looks least like a shithole and hustling your offspring into it, while shouting, ‘SMILE, darlings, JUST FUCKING SMILE.”
― Gill Sims, Why Mummy Swears