The Haunted Vagina Quotes

“For three weeks, we slept in the same bed together. We never had sex. We never kissed. We never took off more clothes than our pants. We just dreamed together.

The conversations were brief. We didn’t go on any dates. We didn’t get to know each other. It was just a sleeping arrangement. To her, I was just a stuffed animal with a heartbeat.”
― Carlton Mellick III, The Haunted Vagina

“But we were madly in love! I didn’t even consider leaving her because of her ghost vagina. She meant everything to me. I loved her this >< much! (That means infinitely).”
― Carlton Mellick III, The Haunted Vagina

“Stacy just watches her body in amazement as the hand clutches onto her leg and pulls. Another hand emerges and grabs her other thigh, trying to pull itself out of there.”
― Carlton Mellick III, The Haunted Vagina

“Unfortunately, her degrees in Philosophy, History, Russian, Anthropology, Psychology, and Humanities were useless in the job market,”
― Carlton Mellick III, The Haunted Vagina

“I’ve taken to talking to the ground as if it is Stacy. I tell her how happy I am to still be with her, even though we can’t see each other. I’m sure she feels the same way, comforting her lonely nights by knowing that I am still inside her, thinking about her.

After my voice starts to get scratchy, I just speak to her in my head.”
― Carlton Mellick III, The Haunted Vagina

“My tongue scratches against wiry black pubic hair while searching for her glowworm. I feel a bit safe with her thighs pressed together tightly, but my tongue has to dig between them to find the right spot.”
― Carlton Mellick III, The Haunted Vagina

“It’s not like you have to stick your tongue inside of me,” she says. “You can just lick my glowworm.” Glowworm is her pet name for a clitoris.”
― Carlton Mellick III, The Haunted Vagina

“She’s the best person in the world to be around when she’s happy.”
― Carlton Mellick III, The Haunted Vagina

“There’s not a night time or day time in this world. It’s always in-between. Like dawn or dusk, without a sun in the sky.

I sit down. The ground is wet and fleshy. I rub my hand on it. It is warm.

It’s Stacy’s flesh. I must be at the bottom of their world, where the earth meets her body.”
― Carlton Mellick III, The Haunted Vagina

“We curl up in bed together, without a blanket. She wraps me in her arms like a teddy bear, the way she always does, and falls asleep against my forehead. My hand is squished against her belly, probably pressing into the clouds of the tiny world inside of her.”
― Carlton Mellick III, The Haunted Vagina

“I lie on my belly and embrace the fleshy ground, to get closer to my love. My cheeks become wet with tears, or maybe it’s just sweat rising out of the skin below me. I drift into sleep, absorbing the sound of Stacy’s heartbeat vibrating through my entire body.”
― Carlton Mellick III, The Haunted Vagina